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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

What do you think about a sister's love?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Macklemore’s Seattle home reportedly robbed with his 3 children inside - New York Post

share office space ...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do organic ready-to-eat meals compare to conventional ones?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

This email app is Gmail on steroids, and I can't recommend it enough - Android Police

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Sloths The Size of Elephants Roamed America, Before Abruptly Vanishing - ScienceAlert

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

You're more likely to be struck by lightning than the Pacers were to win their playoff comebacks - NBC News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Loons and Moons

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

2025 NBA mock draft 1.0, with trades and my first prediction of what the Sixers will do at No. 3 overall - PhillyVoice